Kaufee and Eggs

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music

I went to my first awards show last night.



This guy played, it was pretty cool.

I started a crew

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donuts

Guess how many donuts I ate yesterday.

Now guess how many donuts I had the opportunity to eat.

Noplait

I have so much yogurt inside me right now, I ate a 2 pound tub because it was delicious, and I'm a dude who likes his yogurt. I like yogurt so much that in junior high I almost got beaten up for it.

I was in 7th grade, sitting outside, waiting for a late bus or maybe my mom was coming to pick me up, I forget and it's not important, the important part was the fact that I was out there alone. There was a group of 8th graders hanging out next to me making fun of yogurt, seems silly but they were. They were talking about how it's not really a food. I wasn't going to say anything, I was gonna let it ride, but the big guy, we'll call him Noplait, came over and asked if I like yogurt. I had to answer truthfully, "Yeah, it's pretty good" I said.

He laughed, probably said I was gay, and he threw my hat. I didn't fight him back or anything like that, cause I couldn't, I think I just said something like "really, yogurt?" picked up my hat and walked away.

The yogurt I ate tonight was called Friendship yogurt, isn't that nice?

In Chinatown

all the plastic bags are orange, no where else.

I like this, I wish I was this guy