EIGHTEEN LIES
(in no particular order)
1. I've written three novels about different types of fruit
2. I've been to Montana
3. I've never thought about drinking my own urine
4. I hate burritos
5. I brush my teeth every night
6. I used to be a famous explorer named Vasco De Gama
7. My beard is fake
8. I owe money to the mob
9. I bet on baseball
10. I throw a baseball like a man
11. I love my job, and think it's a great step in the right direction
12. I beat Super Mario Bros
13. I auditioned for American Idol
14. This blog is great
15. The movie SLAM was about me
16. I'm going on fat free tomorrow
17. I harpooned a whale, and he pulled me for seventeen nautical miles
18. I always wear white after labor day
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5 comments:
YEA RIGHT...!
another lie: I am a good cubicle partner.
another lie: My name is not Judas and I never let Kyle down
#10 is definitely a lie. You "push" baseballs.
That story about the whale was a LIE?
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