I like this, I wish I was this guy

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Jason

Thanks Jason for showing me the site where you made all that extra cash. I was wondering how you were able to afford your extravagant lifestyle.

Orange Soda

You know what's good, orange soda, it's delicious.

Heroes

When I was in kindergarten I was asked who my heroes were. I think I was supposed to say "my mom and dad" but instead I said Indiana Jones. I don't think there's anything wrong with that.

Bellychuck

Well that didn't work out.