Tuesday, June 12, 2007

Map, part II

The line on the map just got weirder, ladies and gentlemen Australia.

Wednesday, June 06, 2007

Keep it safe

I don't want to brag, but Mother Nature and me are like best friends, seriously we hang out all the time. We are so close that she considers me a protector of all creatures, large and small.

Case in point, I save birds.

Yeah, he was drowning in a little bucket, I guess he fell in, or maybe MN put him there to test me, she's like that.

Well, test or no, I dove in and saved the little guy, and we bonded a little. I got to hold him in my hand and just before I thought to put him on my shoulder and pretend I was a pirate and he was a parrot he flew away.

Good luck little guy. I hope he was one of those African birds that when you save their life they will protect your for your entire life. So look out, I might have a kickass bird keeping me safe forever.

Friday, June 01, 2007


Guys, this map thing that tracks where in the world people are reading my blog is freaking me out. Check out the curved line that extends from Singapore to India to Turkey and then to France it's fucking crazy. First off why are people reading my blog in these places, and why do they all live in line with each other? I just don't understand.