Tuesday, November 20, 2007

Chuck Norris Approved

I WILL VOTE FOR MIKE HUCKABEE



I could honestly care less about what his actual policies are. He could be all about invading Iran and North Korea and China and Belgium at the same time and I would still vote for him after this ad.

He could be all about reinstating the draft and making it illegal to eat yogurt on weekdays.

He could be all about hiring polar bears to teach elementary school.

He could be all about "The Pangea Project" or moving the entire human race to the moon, resurrecting dinosaurs, and turning the Earth into one giant Jurassic park, and I would still vote for him.

Does anyone know if he is Democrat, Republican, or Pangean?

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