Tuesday, March 13, 2007

Waterville Valley

So this weekend I drove up to Waterville Valley New Hampshire.



While I was there I encountered this guy.



He calls himself Frozen Lightning, and is some kind of superhero.



Apparently, Frozen Lightning is locked in an epic struggle against his nemesis Red Eyes.



Their mutual friend, Jewtons Law was there too.



Frozen Lightning is always vying for Jewton Law's affection.



All three share the same white helmet, which distinguishes them from you and me.



Red Eyes and Frozen Lightning don't get along, and routinely fight whenever they encounter each other.



Usually the fights involve a complicated series of events, notably the spatchula dance off.



Frozen Lightining is renowned for his spatula dances.



MAGICAL!



Red Eye's event of choice is the head spin competition.



I was so enraptured by the action, I was taking hits from the telescope.



The final event is always the aerial competition.



Where both superheroes test their mettle flying through the air.



With and without their power-helmets.



As you can see these battles are nothing short of epic, leaving both heroes physically and mentally devastated.



After that Richard Kern came over with a camera and a big bag of heroin.



We went to town!



FIN

3 comments:

Puke Monster said...

A Battle of Galactic Proportions®

Morgan said...

i cant even handle how much i love this post.

Anonymous said...

thanks for taking my picture down (sarcasim)